How the Beatles Could Have Been Successful

I’m the fifth Beatle, or at least one of them.  The bloke who played the accordion and sang falsetto. They ditched me back in Liverpool. 

I’m made of different eyes and ears and feet and all, and then photoshopped, of course.  My name is Blingo.  

I think the real reason they ditched me is they didn't want a Ringo and a Blingo in one band.  I think they lost out on that dumb decision. 

They might have made it if they kept me!

So that's how Wilma was able to put up with Fred all these years!

You can click the picture to Enlarge.

...How Much Were You Asking?

       

This is from the home page of craigslist. You’ve probably seen it a  
thousand times.  But today I noticed something.

No matter how much we love our kids, sometimes we get fed up. Sometimes, really fed up.  Take a look at three down, on the right side.

Now, what doesn’t make sense at all - there’s no category for “husbands and wives.”  Hmmm?

But look again.  Check out nine down, on the left side.

by Charlie Helinski

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